Thursday, October 29, 2009

It's a dawg's life


Things I've learned from my dog Scout, the bestest friend ever:

+ Food makes an excellent bribe for all walks of life
+ + Fresh food is best. Fresh as in raw
+ It's not the number of toys you have that counts, but rather the squeak in your toy
+ + Cats are strange and should not be trusted
+ Lying in the sun for a few minutes should be a daily ritual
+ + Couches are nice but sheepskin on the couch is much better
+ Scratches and massages are entirely underrated
+ + Running as fast as you can every morning is a great way to start the day
+ Dogs are more sensitive than most people expect and should be treated accordingly
+ + + Having someone love you is the greatest thing in the world

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